shred me away

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell, via elizabethdolly)

deandrewright:

Roasted Asparagus & Goat Cheese Frittata With Herb Butter Baked Toast

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker

You can be body-positive and still have preferences.

You can be a feminist and still love men.

You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex.

People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.

(Source: rambleroar, via oatsandyoga)

My Teacher:	It's interesting that all of the letters in the word 'listen' are also in the word 'silent'
Me:	It's interesting that all of the letters in the word 'subtext' are also in the word--
My Friend:	No.

i-need-a-new-heart:

I love how we tell girls to respect their body but we don’t tell boys to respect girls bodies

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